No Lion!

The other day we were walking through a game park and we came upon a lion. Since we were walking and there was nothing between us and the lion we had to figure out what to do. Being overcome by terror Ashlyn and Emily pushed Sara in front telling her that since she is the biggest she should stay behind and fend off the the lion. Ashlyn's excuse was that she was too skinny to even be a snack. while Ashlyn was proving her blondness, Emily was already running figuring that Ashlyn and Sara would take so long trying to figuring out which one should stay, that by the time they came to a conclusion the lion would be upon them and Emily would be far enough away to be safe. Unfortunately Sara's loudness scared the lion so much that it decided to leave her and go after the one who was running. But thankfully at that moment Taylor showed up and started talking...needless to say the lion was so mad at Taylor for talking non stop that he ate Taylor up. By the time Sara and Ashlyn realized that the lion had gone and Emily had stopped running there was nothing they could do for Taylor. The good thing is that Sara and Ashlyn got to spend some time together and Emily had lost some weight from all the running she had done. Moral of the story... when you think up one let me know, I'm at a loss.
A little April Fools story by Emily Swain